Saturday, February 19, 2011

Makes Me Wet video of the day!

Seven year old stealing grandma's car.....classic! Im not even mad, this is amazing! Like how stereotypical of black people is this video?? 1) Massive baggy camo shorts, huge polo, and even look at the swag this kids got! 2) Says it starts at his mothers house but he takes his grandma's car....i can only assume she's a single mom living with her mom..typical! 3) Steals a car 4)He calls his friend who smoke cigs at the age of 7! 5) Hits two cars in the Cosco parking lot...his little buddy probably needed to get some more Newports to smoke. 6) He wanted to do it cause "its fun to do bad things" and "i just wanted to do hood rat things with my friends". 7) Cop says your grandma's gonna have to pay for those cars, response "can my mom help her?"

Typical! Good try officer with the "are you sorry? your grandma's gonna have to pay for those" statement, like this kids gives a shit! The seven year olds got a swagger already and knows he should feel entitled to everything! Hey mom take your food stamps..i know you have them...and go buy a handle of Hennessy and drink this one off

Congratulations Bieber you won an award in the Staples Center.....you still like penis though

LOS ANGELES -- Justin Bieber finally won a trophy in L.A.
The teen singing sensation, who was shut out at the Grammys, was chosen most valuable player despite playing for the losing team in the NBA All-Star celebrity game on Friday night.
Bieber had eight points, four assists and two rebounds for the West team, which lost 54-49 to the East at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen led the Bill Walton-coached East team with 17 points in a game whose defensive highlight might have been Pippen's third-quarter block of Bieber.
The vertically challenged Bieber scampered up and down the court, his famous shaggy 'do bouncing with every step as girls shrieked at the sight.
"He has the softest hair," marveled former Los Angeles Laker Rick Fox, who patted his West teammate Bieber on the head during the game. ESPN Page 2

Okay so i didnt watch the NBA celeberty game for good reasons! First off the Biebs, and second of all trey songz (like wtf with callin him a celeberty)....I was fortunate enough to see the highlight of Pippen stuffin' the ball in Biebs face...little homo prolly enjoyed it. There had to be thousands of girls outside the Staples Center waiting for Bieber and the only thing he was probably thinking about was how soon he could get in the shower with Rick Fox. But then they go ahead and give him the MVP?!?! Like the only other place you can lose a game and still get MVP is the Special Olympics...

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Good Music

Sorry about the lack of music to be put up today. I've had a busy day, so shut the fuck up. Anyways, trap music is becoming the next big thing. Waka Flaka is taking over the damn world. Here is your boy wiz giving it a go.

Mr. Elite






Hi, my name is Miguel Cabrera, and im a dumbass

LAKELAND, Fla. -- Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was arrested late Wednesday on suspicion of drunken driving in Florida, police said, the latest episode for the first baseman who has struggled with drinking-related problems.
Cabrera, 27, was spotted by a deputy in a car with a smoking engine alongside a road in Fort Pierce. Inside the vehicle, Cabrera smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and took a swig from a bottle of scotch in front of a deputy, according to the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office. He refused to cooperate and more deputies were called to the scene.
AP Photo/St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office
The arrest occurred about 110 miles southeast of Lakeland, where the Tigers hold spring training. Pitchers and catchers began workouts earlier this week, but position players like Cabrera don't start until Saturday.
"It's hard," said second baseman Carlos Guillen, who is in camp recovering from an injury. "He's a really good friend. I know he was working hard in the winter to have a good season this year."
According to the police report, Cabrera was wandering into the road with his hands up before he was handcuffed. The report quoted him as saying, "Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems," and cursed at deputies who tried to get him into a patrol car.
One deputy struck Cabrera in the left thigh several times with his knee after Cabrera pushed into him, causing the ballplayer to fall into the patrol car. Cabrera refused to take a breath test, deputies said.
He was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol and resisting an officer without violence. He posted $1,350 bond and was released from jail at 7:45 a.m. Thursday.
The news was slow to reach the Tigers' spring training complex, but Guillen, who like Cabrera is from Venezuela, was shaken when he found out.
"Yeah, I'm worried about him," Guillen said, according to MLB.com, "because he's got a lot of talent. He's got the potential to be a Hall of Famer one day. Sometimes you have people around you that are not good for you. You think they're your friends, but they're not really friends."
Detroit general manager Dave Dombrowski wasn't immediately available for comment.
Cabrera is coming off perhaps his best season. He hit .328 with 38 home runs and 126 RBIs in 2010 and finished second to Josh Hamilton in the American League MVP vote.
Cabrera signed an eight-year, $152.3 million extension with the Tigers in 2008. He is under contract until the 2015 season.
In 2009, police said the All-Star first baseman got into a fight with his wife after a night of drinking, right before his team surrendered the American League Central Division title to the Twins.
Dombrowski had to pick up Cabrera at the station after that incident. No charges were filed.
During spring training last year, Cabrera said he was done drinking alcohol after he spent much of the offseason in counseling.
"You guys write in the paper 'alcoholic,' that's not right," he said last March before a spring training workout. "I don't know how to explain, but it's not an alcohol problem."
Cabrera has a home in Boca Raton, about 75 miles south of Fort Pierce. There was no phone listing for him.

Okay im not in the business of judging people...okay maybe a little....but still, that's neither here nor there, Miguel you were doing so well with the whole recovery process then you go and do this?! Just a huge let down to all alcoholics in Detroit! Im sure the cop wouldve been less suspicious if you just didnt take the swig of whiskey right in front of him....

Iowa High School Wrestler Defaults when put against a girl

DES MOINES, Iowa -- An Iowa high school wrestler who was one of the favorites to win his weight class defaulted on his first-round state tournament match rather than face one of the first girls to ever qualify for the event.
Joel Northrup, a home-schooled sophomore who was 35-4 wrestling for Linn-Mar High this season, said in a statement that he doesn't feel it would be right for him to wrestle Cedar Falls freshman Cassy Herkelman. Herkelman, who was 20-13 entering the tournament, and fellow 112-pounder Ottumwa sophomore Megan Black, who was 25-13, made history by being the first girls to qualify for the state tournament. Black was pinned quickly in her opening round match.

As a matter of conscience and my faith I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa.
-- Joel Northrup
"I have a tremendous amount of respect for Cassy and Megan and their accomplishments. However, wrestling is a combat sport and it can get violent at times," wrote Northrup. "As a matter of conscience and my faith I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa."
There were several thousand fans on hand Thursday at Wells Fargo Arena, but many were watching other matches when the referee raised Herkelman's hand to signal her win. There was a smattering of cheers and boos from the crowd before Herkelman was whisked into the bowels of the arena.
Tournament organizers declined to make Herkelman available for questions. Her next match is Friday.
In a text message to The Associated Press, her father, Bill Herkelman, said he understands Northrup's decision.
"It's nice to get the first win and have her be on the way to the medal round," Bill Herkelman wrote. "I sincerely respect the decision of the Northrup family especially since it was made on the biggest stage in wrestling. I have heard nothing but good things about the Northrup family and hope Joel does very well the remainder of the tourney."
Linn-Mar athletics director Scott Mahmens said the school would not penalize Northrup for defaulting. Because he defaulted and didn't forfeit, Northrup is eligible to compete in consolation rounds. Black will also compete in the consolation rounds.
Wrestling is hugely popular in Iowa, and this is the first time girls have qualified for the state tournament, which began in 1926.
According to the National Federation of State High School Associations, just more than 6,000 girls competed in wrestling in 2009-10 -- compared with nearly 275,000 boys. Though most states require girls to wrestle boys, California, Hawaii and Texas now sponsor girls-only high school wrestling tournaments.

Ive never seen someone jump to the religious excuse this fast! Like there was no need for that kid, all ya had to do was go the ref and be like "hey i need a minute" and go to the bathroom solve your boner problem then come out and show this girl why she should stay in the kitchen! The other guy didnt have a problem taking advantage of his guaranteed first round win.... 


P.S. It says these girls were in the 112 weight class....is there any chance theyre hot? or ill even settle for butterface

Good Morning Music

 Good morning people, hope you got a good night of sleep. This is an older song, but puts me in a good mood every time. Hopefully it does the same for you.

Mr. Elite

All NBA Matchup

Team Stephen                                                                                                                                                  Coach Red Auerbach                                                                            
PG-Magic Johnson PG-Isiah Thomas
SG-Michael Jordan SG-George Gervin
SF-Larry Bird SF-Elgin Baylor
PF-Tim Duncan PF-Karl Malone
C-Kareem Abdul C-Wilt Chamberlain                                                                                                                                                                                                 
Team Pete
Coach- Me
PG- Lebron
SG- Kobe
SF- MJ
PF- Howard
C- Shaq
Bench: dont need one

Got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cock fight here...take your pick and whoever gets the most votes moves onto the next round! We need more teams so comment your team and leave your name as the coach so i know who posted it......Enjoy!