Seven year old stealing grandma's car.....classic! Im not even mad, this is amazing! Like how stereotypical of black people is this video?? 1) Massive baggy camo shorts, huge polo, and even look at the swag this kids got! 2) Says it starts at his mothers house but he takes his grandma's car....i can only assume she's a single mom living with her mom..typical! 3) Steals a car 4)He calls his friend who smoke cigs at the age of 7! 5) Hits two cars in the Cosco parking lot...his little buddy probably needed to get some more Newports to smoke. 6) He wanted to do it cause "its fun to do bad things" and "i just wanted to do hood rat things with my friends". 7) Cop says your grandma's gonna have to pay for those cars, response "can my mom help her?"
Typical! Good try officer with the "are you sorry? your grandma's gonna have to pay for those" statement, like this kids gives a shit! The seven year olds got a swagger already and knows he should feel entitled to everything! Hey mom take your food stamps..i know you have them...and go buy a handle of Hennessy and drink this one off
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Congratulations Bieber you won an award in the Staples Center.....you still like penis though
The teen singing sensation, who was shut out at the Grammys, was chosen most valuable player despite playing for the losing team in the NBA All-Star celebrity game on Friday night.
Bieber had eight points, four assists and two rebounds for the West team, which lost 54-49 to the East at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen led the Bill Walton-coached East team with 17 points in a game whose defensive highlight might have been Pippen's third-quarter block of Bieber.
The vertically challenged Bieber scampered up and down the court, his famous shaggy 'do bouncing with every step as girls shrieked at the sight."He has the softest hair," marveled former Los Angeles Laker Rick Fox, who patted his West teammate Bieber on the head during the game. ESPN Page 2
Okay so i didnt watch the NBA celeberty game for good reasons! First off the Biebs, and second of all trey songz (like wtf with callin him a celeberty)....I was fortunate enough to see the highlight of Pippen stuffin' the ball in Biebs face...little homo prolly enjoyed it. There had to be thousands of girls outside the Staples Center waiting for Bieber and the only thing he was probably thinking about was how soon he could get in the shower with Rick Fox. But then they go ahead and give him the MVP?!?! Like the only other place you can lose a game and still get MVP is the Special Olympics...
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Good Music
Sorry about the lack of music to be put up today. I've had a busy day, so shut the fuck up. Anyways, trap music is becoming the next big thing. Waka Flaka is taking over the damn world. Here is your boy wiz giving it a go.
Mr. Elite
Hi, my name is Miguel Cabrera, and im a dumbass
LAKELAND, Fla. -- Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was arrested late Wednesday on suspicion of drunken driving in Florida, police said, the latest episode for the first baseman who has struggled with drinking-related problems.
Cabrera, 27, was spotted by a deputy in a car with a smoking engine alongside a road in Fort Pierce. Inside the vehicle, Cabrera smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and took a swig from a bottle of scotch in front of a deputy, according to the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office. He refused to cooperate and more deputies were called to the scene.
AP Photo/St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office
The arrest occurred about 110 miles southeast of Lakeland, where the Tigers hold spring training. Pitchers and catchers began workouts earlier this week, but position players like Cabrera don't start until Saturday.
"It's hard," said second baseman Carlos Guillen, who is in camp recovering from an injury. "He's a really good friend. I know he was working hard in the winter to have a good season this year."
According to the police report, Cabrera was wandering into the road with his hands up before he was handcuffed. The report quoted him as saying, "Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems," and cursed at deputies who tried to get him into a patrol car.
One deputy struck Cabrera in the left thigh several times with his knee after Cabrera pushed into him, causing the ballplayer to fall into the patrol car. Cabrera refused to take a breath test, deputies said.
He was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol and resisting an officer without violence. He posted $1,350 bond and was released from jail at 7:45 a.m. Thursday.
The news was slow to reach the Tigers' spring training complex, but Guillen, who like Cabrera is from Venezuela, was shaken when he found out.
"Yeah, I'm worried about him," Guillen said, according to MLB.com, "because he's got a lot of talent. He's got the potential to be a Hall of Famer one day. Sometimes you have people around you that are not good for you. You think they're your friends, but they're not really friends."
Detroit general manager Dave Dombrowski wasn't immediately available for comment.
Cabrera is coming off perhaps his best season. He hit .328 with 38 home runs and 126 RBIs in 2010 and finished second to Josh Hamilton in the American League MVP vote.
Cabrera signed an eight-year, $152.3 million extension with the Tigers in 2008. He is under contract until the 2015 season.
In 2009, police said the All-Star first baseman got into a fight with his wife after a night of drinking, right before his team surrendered the American League Central Division title to the Twins.
Dombrowski had to pick up Cabrera at the station after that incident. No charges were filed.
During spring training last year, Cabrera said he was done drinking alcohol after he spent much of the offseason in counseling.
"You guys write in the paper 'alcoholic,' that's not right," he said last March before a spring training workout. "I don't know how to explain, but it's not an alcohol problem."
Cabrera has a home in Boca Raton, about 75 miles south of Fort Pierce. There was no phone listing for him.
Okay im not in the business of judging people...okay maybe a little....but still, that's neither here nor there, Miguel you were doing so well with the whole recovery process then you go and do this?! Just a huge let down to all alcoholics in Detroit! Im sure the cop wouldve been less suspicious if you just didnt take the swig of whiskey right in front of him....
Iowa High School Wrestler Defaults when put against a girl
Joel Northrup, a home-schooled sophomore who was 35-4 wrestling for Linn-Mar High this season, said in a statement that he doesn't feel it would be right for him to wrestle Cedar Falls freshman Cassy Herkelman. Herkelman, who was 20-13 entering the tournament, and fellow 112-pounder Ottumwa sophomore Megan Black, who was 25-13, made history by being the first girls to qualify for the state tournament. Black was pinned quickly in her opening round match.
“ As a matter of conscience and my faith I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa."I have a tremendous amount of respect for Cassy and Megan and their accomplishments. However, wrestling is a combat sport and it can get violent at times," wrote Northrup. "As a matter of conscience and my faith I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa."
” -- Joel Northrup
There were several thousand fans on hand Thursday at Wells Fargo Arena, but many were watching other matches when the referee raised Herkelman's hand to signal her win. There was a smattering of cheers and boos from the crowd before Herkelman was whisked into the bowels of the arena.
Tournament organizers declined to make Herkelman available for questions. Her next match is Friday.
In a text message to The Associated Press, her father, Bill Herkelman, said he understands Northrup's decision.
"It's nice to get the first win and have her be on the way to the medal round," Bill Herkelman wrote. "I sincerely respect the decision of the Northrup family especially since it was made on the biggest stage in wrestling. I have heard nothing but good things about the Northrup family and hope Joel does very well the remainder of the tourney."
Linn-Mar athletics director Scott Mahmens said the school would not penalize Northrup for defaulting. Because he defaulted and didn't forfeit, Northrup is eligible to compete in consolation rounds. Black will also compete in the consolation rounds.
Wrestling is hugely popular in Iowa, and this is the first time girls have qualified for the state tournament, which began in 1926.
According to the National Federation of State High School Associations, just more than 6,000 girls competed in wrestling in 2009-10 -- compared with nearly 275,000 boys. Though most states require girls to wrestle boys, California, Hawaii and Texas now sponsor girls-only high school wrestling tournaments.
Ive never seen someone jump to the religious excuse this fast! Like there was no need for that kid, all ya had to do was go the ref and be like "hey i need a minute" and go to the bathroom solve your boner problem then come out and show this girl why she should stay in the kitchen! The other guy didnt have a problem taking advantage of his guaranteed first round win....
P.S. It says these girls were in the 112 weight class....is there any chance theyre hot? or ill even settle for butterface
Good Morning Music
Good morning people, hope you got a good night of sleep. This is an older song, but puts me in a good mood every time. Hopefully it does the same for you.
Mr. Elite
Mr. Elite
All NBA Matchup
Team Stephen Coach Red Auerbach
PG-Magic Johnson PG-Isiah Thomas
SG-Michael Jordan SG-George Gervin
SF-Larry Bird SF-Elgin Baylor
PF-Tim Duncan PF-Karl Malone
C-Kareem Abdul C-Wilt Chamberlain
Team Pete
Coach- Me
PG- Lebron
SG- Kobe
SF- MJ
PF- Howard
C- Shaq
Bench: dont need one
Got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cock fight here...take your pick and whoever gets the most votes moves onto the next round! We need more teams so comment your team and leave your name as the coach so i know who posted it......Enjoy!
Makes me wet video of the day!
Got ourselves a tucker! This is the most casual "hey man your hand is grasping my shaft" moment ive ever seen...actually its the only shaft grabbing moment ive ever witnessed, but i assume if there were more this would be the calmest. Like the man didnt even flinch when the officer clung on to the water hose in his pants!
A i guarantee you that this is the first time an officer has apologized to a black guy...
A i guarantee you that this is the first time an officer has apologized to a black guy...
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Goodnight homies
So, after a ten minute conference call between the CEOs of this cash cow of a blog we have decided that we need more ideas. People seem to like the "makes me wet" video of the day and obviously people are enjoying the music, but we need another couple brilliant ideas from our readers (if we actually have any).
Anyways, here is a song to send you to sleep on a happy note. (no homo)
Mr. Elite
Anyways, here is a song to send you to sleep on a happy note. (no homo)
Mr. Elite
Cavs buy Melo's plane ticket to LA
P.S. Celtics go fuck yourselves
Sample #2 and #3 of the day.
Sorry but I have been listening to these songs for a while so I had to post them. Hate it or love it. But, deal with it. If you can guess where the samples come from in the comment section then you will win a prize. Maybe.
Sample of the Day
So we have a new idea over here at headquarters. Everyday we will drop a song with a crazy sample. Here, for example, Tracy Chapman is sampled by an up and coming group from Philly known as Ground Up. Enjoy peoples.
Mr. Elite
Good Morning Music
Let me introduce you all to Lil B. Now, many of you may think this a joke and that Lil B has no talent at all. Well let me stop you right there and say that this man has over 1 million followers on twitter, and sells out shows across the country. This freestyle is possibly the most comical song I have ever heard. So grab your coffee, sit back, and start your day off right with some Lil B.
Mr. Elite.
Mr. Elite.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
All NBA Team
PG-Oscar Robertson PG-LeBron
SG-Michael Jordan SG-Kobe Bryant
SF-Dominique Wilkins SF-Elgin Baylor
PF-Charles Barkley PF-Karl Malone
C-Shaq C-"The Stilt"
Comment your all NBA team and well post match ups and have you vote on who wins! When you comment and it asks you to select a profile pick "anonymous" and just put your name with the comment
Makes me wet video of the day!
I mean what more do you want this man to do?? He'll take out the garbage, feed the dog, fuck your wife while you watch, then give you a high five and do it all over again tomorrow night! All i see here is shear determination! I mean who else fails the ACT's three times in Chicago then has someone else take his SAT's in Detroit for him?! The man never quits!
Name Change! Name Change!
So apparently too many people thought our blog was a porn website, so we had to change the name. Hope you enjoy the new name, because its fucking awesome. Anyways, here is a little video to celebrate the change over here at headquarters. Enjoy.
-Mr. Elite
Christina Aguilera cant catch a break!
Jesus Christ Christina!"Im a dumbass in a bottle you gotta rub me the right way!"
I know you Don't know who this is...
Im almost positive most people who are listening to this song have never heard it before. Well that's just how good I am people. Rob Roy is the man, and if you get a chance you should download his mixtape "King Warrior Magician Lover". I have an ear for music, so take my advice and listen to this shit or kill yourself. Just kidding.
-Mr. Elite
Callin' my East Coast connection
March 29th 2011 Wiz will release his New Album "Rolling Papers"
This song was leaked off Wiz's new album. Im sure most of you have heard it, but in case you haven't, here you go bros.
-Mr. Elite
Chalie Sheen....enough said
Ya know here's the problem with porn stars, they cant keep their legs or their mouths shut! Rumor is Sheen knocked up porn star Kacey Jordan during a coke filled fiesta a few weeks ago....i mean who are we to judge if Charlie Sheen wants to snort line after line after line off a porn stars ass then have unprotected sex with her multiple times?! But this bitch crosses the line by doing a tell all with some half ass radio show! Shame on you whore! Im not gonna wag my finger at you Charlie, you go ahead and pound porn star after porn star and snort all the coke you want!
Let me Introduce myself...
So, clearly Cale can't handle this Blog by himself. That's why I decided I would take my knowledge of sports, comedy, and of course music, and add a little east coast flavor to this blog. Im not going to sit here and suck Tom Brady's dick (although I would) but I will simply offer an opinion different from all of you midwest hicks out in Iowa.
Everyday Ill post a few songs by an up and coming artist, or perhaps some big names with new tunes. Hope you like it, but if not, you can get hit by a train.
-Mr. Elite
Everyday Ill post a few songs by an up and coming artist, or perhaps some big names with new tunes. Hope you like it, but if not, you can get hit by a train.
-Mr. Elite
You pick of the day
The Duke player no one knows? or Paul Pierce playing whose in my mouth with Ron Artest?
Monday, February 14, 2011
Makes me wet video of the day!
The amount of fail's in this video is just mind boggling! Just insult to injury plus salt in the wound kind of material! Just the most epic series of events is triggered by the face pounding this kid takes.....the throw in just drops the kid then the ref comes up and tries to mount the poor fella, the kid does a few push ups while being mounted, then when he finally decides to stand up the ref gives him the "meet me in the parking lot if you want two more balls in your face" pat on the ass. I wouldnt be the least bit surprised if this kid quit soccer and came out of the closet the very next day
I always say if your athletic ability cant get you noticed let your mouth do it!
If you're anything like me you then forgot that today was Valentine's Day. Thank god i watch sports talk shows before i get ready for class! This man not only saved my day but he gave me a fool proof strategy to get me through the day......I dont watch hockey because its gay but thank you sir for coming into my life!
"Pick on me! Im a boy! Im 14!"
Justin Bieber, during his recent interview with "Take Over with Ernie D" on Radio Disney, got a called from buddy Jaden Smith.
The call during the interview revealed Bieber's ringtone: an audio snippet of Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy during his infamous news conference in 2007 where he went off on a newspaper reporter saying, "Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!"
Bieber was amused by this press conference.
"I watched the video. I thought it was funny," he said, "so I set it as my ringtone for everything."
Anyone else have a special ringtone?
"No." -Espn Page 2
The person i hate the most (bieber) is given shout outs to the most epic rant ever put on television! How big do you think the reporter felt after this? or the editior? Gundy called out everybody and their mother during this press conference....Gundy has so much swag and street cred after this its redic!
The call during the interview revealed Bieber's ringtone: an audio snippet of Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy during his infamous news conference in 2007 where he went off on a newspaper reporter saying, "Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!"
Bieber was amused by this press conference.
"I watched the video. I thought it was funny," he said, "so I set it as my ringtone for everything."
Anyone else have a special ringtone?
"No." -Espn Page 2
The person i hate the most (bieber) is given shout outs to the most epic rant ever put on television! How big do you think the reporter felt after this? or the editior? Gundy called out everybody and their mother during this press conference....Gundy has so much swag and street cred after this its redic!
Does this look like the face of the guy who ruined University of Northern Iowa's shot a the NCAA tournament?
Pujols sets deadline on bringing a World Series to the Cubs!
Makes me wet video of the day!
I dont even know what to say about this video.....had to change my underwear after i saw this! But get real with the kicker chiming in with "im here with the best trick shot qb in the Big East." Excuse me kicker?!?!? Lets not pass out the "best" tag before we let Andy "Im a Ginger" Dalton show us what he's got, i mean he's a ginger so clearly he'll be either good or just lucky at something.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
High moral character?......check
I dont often lose when im ranked #1, but when i do, i prefer to lose to Wisconsin
P.S. Over or Under on 300 dollars for Sullingers Big Ten tournament jersey? Im taking the over and no way is Matta gonna force him to sit in the NCAA tournament if he doesnt come back next year! Pryor your a jackass
Makes me wet video of the day!
Idk whats better, the fact that he said it was a she that threw the water bottle or the life lesson the fat ass pedophile who is def gonna end up sitting across from Chris Hanson sayin "I wasnt gonna use those comdoms or gag ball on that 12 year old" gave us.......either way, a video that shows the biebs getting drilled in the face by anything (wonder when the video of his bf's cock drilling him in the face will come out?) makes me wet!
Are you fucking serious?!
P.S. good luck with the cock in ass convo
LeBitch gets his tampon in a bunch
Okay LeBitch listen here....you cant do an hour long show focused on destroying a city faster than Hitler could and say to a fan dont disrespect your mom. You made everything in your life fair game! If fans want to disrespect the shampoo you wash your taint with they can.....i wonder if Delonte West disrespected LeBitch's mom when he was hittin her from behind?
Does this mustach get this kid laid?
Does this look like a guy who called the cops for a ride home becaue he got lost in the town he lives in?
P.S. If youre wondering if i got a ticket for public intox? Nope
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