Are you fucking serious?!

Hey dad why dont you take some of your own self pride and give it to your son or in about 10 years your gonna have to handle the "hey dad i like cock in my butt" conversation.......All ya had to do was slap him around when he started crying cause Duke lost in the ACC championship.....Oh no! not the ACC ship!! what will we ever do next?!?!.........oh yeah, play in the real tournament!

P.S. good luck with the cock in ass convo