Does this look like a guy who called the cops for a ride home becaue he got lost in the town he lives in?

Ill start off my first blog with a story of my dumbass self......so i got kicked out of the bar last night (complete horseshit by the way) but i digress. I then proceed to get lost, like straight up i have no fucking idea where i am kind of lost! So instead of calling my buddies i think its a good idea to call 911 and just tell em im drunk and lost, gave em my location and 5 min later im in the back of the cop car being drove home.

P.S. If youre wondering if i got a ticket for public intox? Nope